This is an actual conversation that happened earlier tonight, when I brought a friend as my guest to the health club where I take Zumba classes. The guy in the membership department was leading us to his desk so he could get her information for the system, and as we were walking he said to me, “Are you Greek?” I laughed a little bit (I’ll tell you why in a minute) and said, “Nope!” He said, “You’re NOT Greek?” I repeated, “Nope! Why?” “Because you look Greek.” My face must have suddenly displayed some kind of weird expression because he said, “Would that be so bad?” “No!” I said. Backstory:…
