A (Terrible) Cleaning Product Poem

When you’re feeling extra sloppity,
Or you spill something that’s totally gloppity,
Or your stuff goes flippity floppity
And you don’t feel like pulling out the big ole’ moppity

Don’t be a total dippity;
Tell yourself to get a grippity.
Stop those tears from being all drippity
And grab yourself the wipes that are wippity*.


*I was not compensated in any way, shape, or form by the makers of Wippity Wipes for writing this piece of garbage. Just sayin’.

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