THIS, People, Is Why The Internet Exists!

You know how awesome my family thinks the infomercial for the Slap Chop is.

If you’ll recall (or if you just go back and read it at the link above), I wrote,

If he could have gotten the DVR to work like a DJ, I feel certain that the evening would have been spent listening to:

“You you you you yourrrrrrre gonna love my n-n-n-n-n-n-n-utz.”

So you can imagine how giddy I am this morning after getting a tweet from Anissa:

“OMG….someone has turned Vince from Slap Chop into a rap video…THIS, people, is WHY the internet exists”

Naturally I clicked on her link immediately. This was just what I needed to kickstart my morning. I can’t wait to show my kids this afternoon. Make sure you hang on til the end. The lady that comes on in the last couple of seconds is hilarious.

Happy Friday!



  • House of Jules

    The only way this could be better would be with the addition of his busted face after the altercation with that Vegas hooker. Excellent!

  • Sue

    You might have to pick the boys up early. How are you going to wait until the end of the day to show them that? They are going to love it!!!!
    So funny!!

  • The Microblogologist

    Now my cereal is soggy because that amused me so much I forgot to keep eating. Probably for the best, no milk and cereal spit on screen and keyboard!

  • surprised mom

    I’m still laughing after watching the video. Thanks for a great way to start Friday! If I would have been drinking my cofee, it would have come out my nose!

  • Dea


    Seriously – if you YouTube Slap Chop – there’s some CRAZY remixes!!! I was on the phone long distance with my friend and we were laughing ourselves silly….

  • Mags

    He had an altercation with a Vegas hooker? (Ha ha ha-first I wrote Vegan Hooker)

    Stop having boring tuna!

  • Melisa with one S

    Julesie: Oh yeah! I forgot about that! You're right; that would've been awesome!

    Sue: I was just thinking the same thing!!! When in heaven's name will 3:00 get here???? LOL

    Diva, Karen, & Surprised Mom: Everyday should start with this video.

    Deanna: Not sure if I could handle any other ones! Still laughing at this one!

    Mags: Yep, he did! Google it. A search for "Vince Slap Chop Hooker" will probably pull the story up for you. 🙂

    Gene: And I love you for loving me for posting that.

    Beckym: You're welcome!

  • Michelle

    Oh I love this — but what’s up with the people dancing? Is this another video from years ago that I missed? And the lady laughing at the end? Freaky.

    But I am SO bringing you one of these the next time I see you!